April 2010
1 post
Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...
– Freud
July 2009
8 posts
new favorite tumblr →
F5Heyman: ITS FUCKING NOT MYSPACE AND WE ONLY RAP LYRICS
F5Heyman: ugh
Kaj10cu: listen.
Kaj10cu: all right.
Kaj10cu: stop.
Kaj10cu: collaborate and listen.
Kaj10cu: ice is back with my brand new invention.
Kaj10cu: something grabs a hold of me tightly.
Kaj10cu: flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Kaj10cu: will it ever stop?
Kaj10cu: yo, i don't know.
Kaj10cu: BUT I DO KNOW, THIS CONVO IS BORING.
Guys think we’re attracted to assholes because that’s their only defense for...
– Lesley Arfin (via bmichael)
(via thepatriarchy)
(via missworld)
June 2009
13 posts
my mom, best angry letter writer ever.
My name is Kathleen Veazey Cook, I am the daughter of Edward Joe Veazey, owner number 839024. My father and mother have both passed away and I am the executor of their trust.
I appreciate your taking the time to read this, and hope that you will be able to help me, as I am becoming increasingly frustrated. I am trying to get copies of the division orders of the two properties that my...
guidelines for my celebration of birth skin...
Here are some things I will willingly accept.
- Legitimate hugs
- Entity to listen to me bitch no matter the hour of night and come with me on spontaneous excursions and offer advice I won’t take but still offer it anyway to console me (to replace my current entity, that never did its job anyway)
- Joan Jett’s resignation from music
- Leaving me alone for an extended period of...
i missed you baby.
You are always there when I need someone to talk to. When I need my ego stroked. You never complain about all the naked people or when I abandon you for weeks at a time. You allow me to alienate people at a whim. I will always come running back to you, tumblr. ALWAYS. WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.
May 2009
71 posts
I know so many people who think they can do it alone, they isolate their heads...
moving on, when people start to come around is when i want to leave. the same applies in this situation as all situations, do you know who you are? it’s so much more simple than it seems
zack: man, tehya, I've had these really harsh visions of blake lately.
zack: every time I see him, I just picture him on my bed naked.
zack: I think when he sees me he pictures the same thing.
zack: but he's on my bed naked and I'm about to toss his salad.
I’M AFRAID TO MOVE
I JUST NUDGED MY MONITOR AND ALL THE COLORS WENT BACK TO NORMAL
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN MY TUMBLR DASHBOARD BLUE IN WEEKS
It sucks when you’re considered fat at 5’4” and 125lbs. I hate athletes.
gifparty:
histoire de ma vie.
je viens à la maison et dors, parce que je suis hors de choses pour faire. je ne suis pas paresseux je ayez rien de moins dire. si j’avais su. j’ai été très heureux de faire votre connaissance.. ca ne fait rien. volte-face… peu importe. ça lui ressemble, que ça te plaise ou non.
Juliet: man I'm lonely.
Romeo: hey sup, i'll be your bf and won't blow you off and ignore you and treat you like crap and stuff like some other boyfriends do.
Juliet: sweet, ily
Romeo: ily2
Juliet: shit, everyone's pissed
Romeo: let's die
Juliet: k